So a student walked into my class and said:

"I told my mom, 'I only want one thing for my birthday this year, nothing expensive.'  My mother replied, 'What son?'  'A diaper'  She gave me a funny look and I said, 'Don't you know mom....ever since I was born I have known I was Captain Underpants, why didn't you?!?!?!'"


And in tomorrow's episode......